repost now that chat isn't dead

dick or balls, you must choose
for one you shall keep and one you shall lose

club... or flail...
pick your weapon...

keep my dick

fight prime El Macho or the wolverine treatment

Prime el macho so powerful it would be quick and painless compared to wolverine

he wants it to hurt

This sounds vaguely sexual

should i make it overtly, instead?

Hell yea

prime el macho

Would you rather get raped by a pack of feral humanoid countries [yes, countryhumans] or suffer 3 decades in a heavily abusive mental asylum with extreme punishments for even just *one* slip-up?

first one is quicker

Yeah but then you're held against your will in the first one, the second one implies you're not mentally sound