EOI: Collapse Arc Part 1.mp3

*Paleo looks at the statue of the Bomberman Bros*
Paleo: Man, this group of heroes seemed to be very popular. It's too bad they're around anymore, I feel sorry for Blook after that tragedy. But I feel for some reason, I know they're alive. There are some people who say some legends never die, like a phoenix for example. Blook, probably knows that too. I'm sure one of them will turn up.
Kage: Who are you talking to?
Paleo: Oh, sorry. Just talking to myself with this statue.
Kage: Ok, I'm just here to say that Blook needs us.
Paleo: Oh boy, I wonder what the mask man wants.

Blook: "Something bad is happening. The Masters' World has been affected."

Paleo: The Masters' World?

Game Master: "It's true, we're seeing the Blookiverse collapse."

Derrick: Blook, you didn't tell me you had your own universe?

Blook: "That's the name of the full multiverse we live in. Don't question it too much.
Kessho: "Big issue, I see an alternate you and One approaching."
Blook: "That f**king twat."

Felicia: Wait? An alternative Blook?
Paleo: Oh no, I think I know which one.

Blook: "Who do you think it is?"
???: "Well, well, well, is it the numeral, or is it not? Do you strive to destroy our home for any reason beyond control?"

Paleo: You're not the insane one, aren't you?

???: "I am Poly Noir. I came from Blook's Nintendo 64, and I wish for One to know that she's in for a fright."

Paleo: She?

Blook: "In noobs' terms, wrong pronouns."

Paleo: Oh. But what do I care.l, she's a f**king demon.

Dr. Pompous: "Incorrect, she is an Algebralien."

Paleo: Algebralien?

Poly Noir: "We don't have time to f**k around."

Derrick: Yeah, Dr Pompous. You're wasting our time fighting a literal number with some powers or whatever.
Paleo: Dude, we're just standing here watching these guys taking One down.
*Bowser grabs one and breathes fire at her face*

*Bobette appears*
Blook: "Bobette, go get my metal plate with the flag of British Columbia on the bottom! Specifically the one that says 'doing factory work Items include: You can buy one.' on the other side."

Paleo: What are you on to right now Blook?
*White Bomber uses his bomb as a melee weapon and then throws the bomb at One*

Doom: "Hey motherf**kers!"

Paleo: What now Doom. Oh wait, my guess is that your gonna blow up on One, aren't you?

Blook: "At this point Trollface returning in every arc is just a running gag"

Paleo: Then why did you made it sound like it's gonna be a real thing. I swear, this series needs better jokes and running gags.
Bowser: Can you guys shut up already, I'm trying to concentrate on killing that plumber!
Paleo: Sorry.
*Bowser blasts his fire balls at One*

*Blook calls the Conan O'Brien Missile*

Paleo: Conan O'brien?
Derrick: Hey, I know that guy. He's the host of that show right?
Paleo: I think so, if that's what your thinking.

*One intercepts and launches away the missile*

*Puts a target on One*

Blook: "What the f**k is a target gonna do?

Paleo: Trust me, the target mark on One will make that missile go directly at him. That missile should be homing, right?

Blook: It is, but she knocked it out of its range. Also, you're about to get an earful from someone..."
Dr. Pompous: "Ah, a fundamental grammatical flub. The subject's designated third-person singular pronoun is 'she,' an elementary distinction you appear to have failed to grasp. Do endeavor to use the correct referent, for the sake of clarity, if not intellectual rigor."

Derrick: Uhh... English please?

*Sunny grabs Doom*
Doom: "F**k yeah! Let's do this!"

Paleo: Yeah, that's predict that in my mind.

*Doom blows up on One*

Paleo: Just how the hell is this number, or Algebralien, as Dr Pompous called it, is that f**king durable?

Blook: "Watch THIS!"
*He whips out a glowing guitar*

Paleo: What guitar is that?

*He starts f**kin' shredding!*
One: "What's an instrument doing to ME?"
*She gets hit by a bolt of lightning from the guitar*

Melody: Maybe a little music will do the work
*Melody uses Relic Song on One*

King Dedede: "I was told I'd be able to clobba that there Kirbeh!"

White Bomber: Well, let's pretend this number one here is Kirby.

*Dr. Blookie gives Dedede glasses that make One look like Kirby*

White Bomber: And Bowser, you can also pretend that number is Mario.
*Paleo puts glasses on Bowser to make One look like Mario*
Bowser: Grrr! I hate that plumber, I'm blgonna burn him!
White Bomber: That's the spirit you two, let's do this!
*White Bomber throws a bomb at One*

*Blook gives Bowser the glasses*

Paleo: Dude, I literally put them on him.
*Bowser breathes fire at One*

*He takes the glasses off of Bowser and puts them on Olly who appeared out of nowhere

*White Bomber throws another bomb at One*
Kage: What's with the bombs?
Paleo: I think if I remember correctly, he uses bombs to fight against enemies, along with his siblings and his girlfriend, Pretty Bomber. I don't see them though, I wonder why there not here with him though?

*Trollface appears*
Blook: "Get out you f**king twat."
*He got Goomela*
Blook: "Die"
*Trollface is then impaled on a spike*
Blook: "Knowing him he's gonna come back in the next arc."

Paleo: ... Why can't creators let other villains just stay dead.
Derrick: Idk, maybe for keeping the series going and I'm sure every Arc in this series needs a go***mn pregnant woman because they say so, and they're pretty much weirdos and creeps.
Felicia: Uh, Derrick, you shouldn't say anything bad to them.
Derrick: Oh, what are they gonna do, cit our budget? Heh, imma go grab our weapons just in case anything gets worse.
*He walks to get the weapons, with only one animation frame where he is just standing*

Poly Noir: "Does anyone read a f**king wiki? One goes by she/her and they/them."

Paleo: Are talking about Melody, Kessho, or Oni?

Poly Noir: "No, the number that's attacking us."
*The wall blows up*

Derrick: That's a woman?
Paleo: Okay, who blew up the wall, we have a door you kno-
*A grayish silhouette appears in the fog after the explosion*
Paleo: What the?

*A Blover blows it away and it's White Bomber*

Paleo: ... Blook... is that.

*A giant spike ball hits the ground*
Blook: "Is that Bowser too?"
*And King Dedede*

Paleo: Since when did Bowser decide to join our side?
Kage: I don't know, but something tells me I don't trust him.
White Bomber, to One: Leave my friends alone.

Skye: "I know a guy who could convince Bowser."
*Magolor is there*
Blook: "Yo"
*They high five*

Paleo: Well as long Bowser doesn't try to backstab us, then I suppose this is fine.
White Bomber: Ok, you think you can handle a good fight?
Bowser: I fought big bads in my glory days, until a stupid gif of my fat self farting fire had to ruin my reputation.
White Bomber: Don't let that get in your head. What about you, Dedede?