Quotes in an actually readable format:
Paleo - "Do I look like I can swim in water to you just because my ancestor is a squid?"
Blook - "You ever heard of a Molotov cocktail?"
Kage - "I know this is not the path you would choose for me, but I have to walk my own path...and do what I know is right."
Melody - "Kage, your place is here. Your destiny is here. But mine is somewhere out there for me to find."
Kessho - "We will all be friends forever."
Chip - "Were you surprised?"
Liz - "What are you gonna say next, it's too early to be a pumpkin?"
Nagabiku - "I put skittles- Not skittles... M&Ms with the popcorn."
Furnace - "Hey, there's no fat guy here except me, and I'm not fat!"
Cutie - "Hey, lemme cave your skull in... I'll be gentle!"
Raimei - “I electrocuted him after he called Melody a name for no reason.”
Oni - "What is this to you, a barbecue?"
Wario - "I'm-a Wario, I'm-a gonna win!"
Waluigi - "Too bad, Waluigi time!"
Dr Ivo Robotnik - " SnooPINGAS usual I see?"
Scratch "Look at em' run! Fear, panic, dread, terror! Bwahahaha!"
Grounder - "Yeah, makes you proud to be a robot! Ha Ha!"
Coconuts - "Dr. Robotnik demoted me to sanitation duty. Me, Coconuts! Well, I should be in charge of catching Sonic. He's giving them my job! I'll show 'em! I'll capture Sonic first!"
Dandicus Dancifer - "Those tapes were never yours."
Shrimpo - "I HATE YOU!!!"
Bobette - "NUCLEAR BOMB❗❗❗"
Toodles - "Give me the money."
Connie Boolynski - "Hah... Boo."
SpongeBob - "I'm ready!"
Patrick - "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Squidward - "We serve food here, sir."
Mr Krabs - "Hello! I Like Money."
Sandy - "Home isn't about barbecues or pecan pies, Home is where you're surrounded by critters that care about ya."
Mrs Puff - "Oh, SpongeBob, why?"
Plankton - "Hear me, Krabs! When I discover your formula for Krabby Patties, I'll run you out of business! I went to college!"
Karen - "Plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas."
Uzi Doorman - "Bite Me!"
Serial Designation N - "I love doing anything!"
Serial Designation V - "And yet, I still feel nothing..."
Cyn - "The flesh demands invitation."
Pomni - "...What did any of that mean?"
Jax - "Whaaaaat, it could be a completely unrelated question! You'll never know until it's too late."
Ragatha - "Huh, maybe he's not in his room?"
Gangle - "You didn't even do anything."
Zooble - "See? This is exactly what I'm talking about. All you're thinking about is your adventures. It has nothing to do with the adventures."
Kinger - "Well, it's good to know he hasn't co