tgwesdfx

I may have f**ked up my grilled cheese sandwich, but 2nd times the charm

GET THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER

Proceeds to vomit 10 tons of ice

WE NEED A TABLESPOON OF POWDERED SUGAR

Ok

ok it says to add sugar and then mix for ten minutes and oh mY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING

THE DOUGH IS ALIVE

I added bromine instead of soy sauce. Are we dead?

WHY IS THERE AN ENTIRE PIANO IN HERE

*starts playing moonlight sonata 3rd movement*

THERE ARE 27 CUPS OF WATER IN THIS RECIPE
WHAT KIND OF CAKE IS THIS

I'M CALLING 911 FOR F**KS SAKE WE NEED THIS THING SHUT DOWN
*runs outside, phone in hand, 911 dialed*

you think we are sciencficts or

WHY ARE WE 700 DOLLARS IN DEBT

WHO ATE THE OVEN

I did...sorry

THE MICE IS TAKING ME AWAY

Those aren't mice....they're smurfs

GOYS, I ATE THE OVEN.

now two of yall say the same shit

WHY IS THERE A LIVE PYTHON IN THE F**KING SINK

THERES GLASS SHARDS EVERYWHERE

hey guys i got the eggs- ...ah.

I'M IN THE OVEN

OH GOD

Thank god it isn't me who's in the oven

Guess what, in alternative universe you are.

SHUT UP AND PASS ME THE SALT

Guess what, the salt is too salty.

I DONT CARE JUST PASS IT TO ME

BEGONE DEMONS! *THROWS THE SALT AT YOU*

GOOD ENOUGH

I CAN'T FIND MY KITCHEN F**KCKIFKCJD

HELP
IM TRAPPED IN THE OVEN

I ADDED SALT INSTEAD OF SUGAR

WHERE IS THE BUTTER

TWO EGGS OR THREE

I FORGOT TO ADD THE BALSALMIC VINEGAR

WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE

I FOUND IT

WHAT THE F**K IS A KILOMETER

THE FRIDGE IS ON FIRE

ssy that again...

is that a f**king neutron star

5 CUPS OF VANILLA EXTRACT?!

WHO LEFT A BRICK IN THE OVEN

WHO PUT GUNPOWDER IN THE MIXER BOWL

SOMEONE ATE ALL THE MOTHERF**KING KNIFES DAYUMMMMM

THERES SOMEONE IN THE OVEN

BRICKHEADED MFS ENTERING THE OVEN FOR NO REASON