"christbros" ???

Actually, neither of them would make. The atheist think a simple raft is going to get him off the island. He has no sense of direction and no way to move the raft other than his hands. So at best, he'll just be stuck at sea instead.

NERDDDDD

Calling me the smart stereotype in school isn't an insult, especially for people like me who knows they aren't smart.

nevermind you're just way too formal
my apologies

Brothers in Christ*

I feel like the atheist is the most relatable one

Real

Apologies, but this post is offensive to Christians. I politely ask you to remove it so you don’t get in a pickle. People are defensive, you know.

im christian myself and this is funny as hell wdym