I once had this dream where there was a product called gluntch grease, and it was literally like a type of oil that could work on anything, it could work as cooking oil, industrial lubricant, fuel, or even lube, literally would work as EVERYTHING oil related. However if you just drank it straight up you would turn into a cubic meter of the weird slimy mold that causes lung disease and it would last around 5 hours before you go back to normal