whiteboard

FLIRT BACK AND BREAK THEIR HEARTS

What id i just date them and make them regret it by showing my sheldon side

Do that. Make them feel as if there is no escape too

"You know, speaking of planet dob, I made an ENTIRE SPECULATIVE BIOLOGY BASED ON IT!"

"no... NO... LET ME OUT!!!"

"I mean if you don't like that I can explain how a proton pack from the Ghostbusters franchise works!"

"NOO..."

"or I can tell you why conquest from invincible is one of the saddest villains ever!"

"NO..."

"wanna hear about the backstory of drix from osmosis jones..?"

"STOP IT!!!"

"or how scud the disposable assassin and the Maxx might take place in separate versions of the same universe..?"

"SHUT. UP."

"the lore of every single Sega game that isn't sonic or yakuza..?"

*dies*

LOAM

When I laugh while eating mulch

i have the same thing but in a more classical nerd sense
example:
"it's called Chess960 because by shuffling every back rank piece around, you have 960 possible starting positions."
"PLEASE, GOD, NO!"
"There are 304 possible variations to the Sicilian Defense listed in the Chess.com library"
"LET ME THE HELL OUT ALREADY!!"
"Did you know that the name of the fear of extremely long words, is 'hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia'?"
"MAKE IT STOP.."
"There are over 379 billion possible ways to arrange a Clash Royale deck"
"please.. just stop.."
"I've written an entire DOCUMENT about the quantum workings of the Clash Royale universe."
*passed out, bleeding to death from ears*

Real

w advice

there might be a chance they're just messing with you because you're autistic

freshmen

I'm a freshman you dingus linguist Linux robux robot brainrot bran of the raisin rising high-flying I'm dying spy vs. spying crying cryogenic like snowgrave roblox brookhave(n) ocean wave

I meant freshmen boys

Oh.

Yeah those mfs rizz me up a lot

packgod ass roast 😭

right hook, head grab, flying knee, dropkick, liver shot

Yes