In all seriousness, during my long break, why "Thong_Model_Groovik"?

Do you know how weird it is to have that username with you for 30 days?

First off, who even are you?

Second, it's funny, and we all know he's not actually going to do it.

The guy who takes a good old break from the site, unlike my good cousin Medkit.

My bad, buddy. I didn't know that. We've must've got on the wrong foot here.

that's okay. let's just shake it off.

also, you're cousins with Medkit? Do you know whatever happened to him?

No. I don't know what bullshiggity he's doing.

Also, I'm sick of these comment cooldowns. Why is that a thing? Imagine if you're arguing with a user and you gotta wait a whole 365 seconds to comment again.

idk man.

If he does, that's on him. we all got free will, man.