On November 3rd, 2023, in a small town of Poopernscharten, a pro-EU German group took it to the streets to show their respect and loyalty to the European Union by holding a giant flag of it. One of the people involved posted an "Amerimutt" on /soy/ about 3 hours prior.
About 14 minutes in, a ginormous being/creature materializes on the flag. It is bloated, naked and its face resembles the aforementioned "Amerimutt" meme. It is resting in a squat position, holding a giant "Grimace Shake". 3 minutes after, it appears to expel a substance resembling diarrhea all over the flag. This terrifies the rally and somehow forces them into tears, as if they KNOW what that's about. The process takes about 40 seconds, enough to cover the entire flag with the brown substance.
In a deep, beast-like voice, the creature utters:
>I just sharted on your stupid flag, how do you feel about that or something?
…before slowly fading away into the nothingness it appeared to have materialized from. The street is closed and the flag is left alone. Sometime at midnight, a small child peeped out of the window and noticed that the substance was now glowing with a strange pattern of red, blue, and white, but didn't pay much attention to it.
The next morning, the street was about to reopen, but before it could, people wanted to remove the sharted EU flag. However, instead of the brown EU flag, they instead saw what resembled a McDonald's flag. The only difference being that the label that would normally read out "McDonald's", instead read out "McKillYourselfObsessedF*ggot". Somehow, the brown substance was able to change the flag. To this day, no one can come up with a logical explanation.
No one understood the context, except that one Amerimutt poster, who later hanged himself or something like that, yeah
