whenever i have a really bad pain in my stomach i think 'that's it, my appendix is rupturing'

No but I will now

Blasting your balls now

Aughhh ts so true

no

my stupid friend had never heard of those and I had to try so hard to convince them they existed

if he bites his nails he'll probably find out someday

Wait what's that got to do with it because I bite mine

bc it can sometimes cause a blockage in your appendix

guh oh