die pls

They stole my identity 😞

Muhahahaha.. 😈😈😈

The day I lost my identity.

Damnit, I can't steal yours. Sneaky bastard.

Well no wonder! You got my name wrong!

Huhhh????

See?

I AM SO CONFUSED...

This you?

Quite. WTF you mean?

Yeah.

I'm gonna touch you, lil bro. I'm in your walls.

Only Sonic can say that to me, mister.

I'm gonna slap your balls so hard they're going to shoot back up your ass.

I want them removed.

AAANNNSSSWWWEEERRR MMMEEE????!!!

Wait, really?? Shit.....

What? Something wrong with that?

No, I just wasn't expecting that. The only thing stopping me from going trans, is because a femcock doesn't function like a real cock and I don't wanna give up my titties. So, I'd be the last to judge you.

Oh, makes sense. THE LAST JUDGE?!

What?

I wouldn't know. Also, I'm stalking you, now.

Oh, alright. I'm perfectly okay with that.