AS YOU CAN SEE BY MY CHART, AUTISM IS OUT OF CONTROL. BAD. VERY BAD. BUT NOW THAT I MYSELF HAVE IDENTIFIED ASMEF.., ACHMETIF..., ASMEFITOFIPHONE, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS TYLENOL, WHICH EVERYONE KNOWS IS A DEMOCRAT HOAX FROM CHY-NA, AUTISM IS NOW CURED, AS YOU CAN SEE BY THIS CHART. SO I HEREBY CANCEL ALL FUNDING FOR AUTISM TREATMENT AND RESEARCH, AND TRANSFER THE FUNDING TO DOUBLE THE SIZE OF MY NEW BALLROOM.
