dog

https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1072352831/fullscreen/

ts better be good, buddy boy

ok fartlover

And you can't deny it too because it's right here

also since when have i denied it
I ACTIVELY LOUD-AND-PROUD SAY IT

Can you js leave me alone and personally shut up?

I might like f**king flatulence, but you like your body being inflated.

there's a difference.
farts smell like ass.
inflation has no personal scent.

Yeah, go figure, but doesn't inflation lead to flatulence since your body's being inflated by air or something?

the humble cork:
also farts are methane dumbass

Oh really?! I never knew that!

Yeah, but where would the cork go besides your mouth and nose? And how do even deflate after all of that air?

And since you wanna talk about it, why remind me about my fetish in the first place? Are you, yes YOU, interested in my fetish?

the asshole?
dummy

So wouldn't it be simply weird to be inflated and have you deflate by ripping ass, hence my fetish interests?

i was talking about the cork, you insignificant fool
also have you heard of a needle

ALSO
i may have an inflation fetish, but you follow the dandys world stream and i don't, making me automatically better.

What amazing points you have there, buddy.

One small issue, though.

because i personally think you should gtfo over it

Just because I follow a stream known for having a horrible ass fandom, and I have a weird fetish, doesn't make me entirely dumb and stupid.

I've been a horrible user, obviously, but I rarely have my points.

it automatically makes me better nonetheless.

If you want me to get over it, then just don't talk to me about it and simply let me ignore it on my own. I've been thinking about that situation and tried cutting myself for it(not that it matters at all) for the past 5 days.

unfortunately
OUR WHOLE UNIVERSE WAS IN A HOT DENSE STATE WHEN NEARLY 14 BILLION YEARS AGO EXPANSION STARTED
wait
THE EARTH BEGAN TO COOL
THE AUTOTROPHS BEGAN TO DROOL
NEANDERTHALS DEVELOPED TOOLS
WE BUILT A WALL
(WE BUILT THE PYRAMIDS!)
MATH
SCIENCE
HISTORY
UNRAVELING THE MYSTERY THAT
ALL
STARTED WITH A BIG BANG
BANG 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥

But anyways, case closed.

You win.

I lost.

Enjoy the rest of your day.

this shit so ass

this is dope