"Yo mama got caught giving up neck in the bathroom at the Woodcrest Country Club and he wasn't yo dad."

-Riley Freeman

/j

09-20-2025, huh?

That ain't my real join date, buddy.

I faked a suicide act while intending to kill myself a bit and I came back scarring everyone

That, sounds rather farfetched.

Because it is

Geez, that actually scared me.