FOR YEARS, ARTISTS DREW POOR DUNKLEOSTEUS LIKE SOME MEDIEVAL TANK-FISH, ALL JAGGED ARMOR AND NIGHTMARE PLATING—WHEN IN REALITY? HA! IT HAD FLESH COVERING THOSE BONES, LIKE EVERY OTHER SLIMY, DISGUSTING FISH TODAY!
IT’S LIKE DISCOVERING YOUR “FEARSOME MONSTER” IS REALLY JUST A GIANT, FLOPPY TUNA WITH DENTAL ISSUES! UGH, ALL THAT BADASS IMAGERY—GONE! JUST MEAT WRAPPED AROUND BONE, SAME AS THE REST OF US MISERABLE CREATURES!
HUMANS CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH, BUDDY. THEY WANT MONSTERS, NOT SOGGY PREHISTORIC FISH SAUSAGES!!
