My breath is clean, fresh like a mint! Your breath is one that smells like uranium and fish! Her hair is too long, stout and red like Katsuki Bakugo's scar! Nobody likes her eyes, they're too oval-ish and her mouth is a line! You have no lips, so you can't smooch! Her head is too round, like a peeled and bare coconut! I could CRUSH that damn head of hers just by hitting it by a hammer! Her hair's too big and poufy, almost like a wig! No wonder she looks so damn lit, she's a living flame! Her tights are too damn tight, ain't those Unisex branded ones who make her thighs stick out? I only loved her because we was in a slight age gap between myself of my 15s and her being 17! I only stopped because I knew common sense with dating and you don't! My artistry is bullcrap, no way I made any corn! Thinking you're so tuff, ain't what you always say? My own leg is finely sized, not too proud but you're half and half! I proved my age group, yet you still lie and cheat! My righteousness is never one to be challenged or to be beat! I loved her because she was only cute! Platonics and romance are two different things, why can't you see? Eat dirt and herring, you deceitful beast! For your claims are certainly very least!
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