THEY'RE A CANCER WE MUST DESTROY! AMERICA CAN'T SURVIVE THIS. STOP IT, CHRIS. THIS ISN'T A MOVIE... YOU DON'T WANT BULLET HOLES IN YOUR ROOF, PANTS, PIANO, ORGANS, OFFSPRING, ETC. NOW, QUIT WHIPPING PEOPLE INTO A PRE TEEN EMOTIONAL FRENZY AND LET'S EAT SOME MUSHROOM PIZZA AND DANCE LIKE JERRY IS STILL ALIVE.