My friend invited me to dinner at his house (his house)
So I brought along a little chunk of dead mouse (dead mouse)
When he wasn't lookin' I slipped it on my plate (plate)
Screamed, "Oh, my God! Look what I just ate!"
I hope we're still friends, yeah
I hope you don't mind
But I'm gonna call my lawyer and sue you blind
Sue, sue, sue your friends
Sue your mom and dad
Everybody does it, yeah it's the latest fad