Legit gaming leaks: AREA 51 GUARD

Idea: the true final post game challenge is in Area 51 and it’s super tough and at the end you find just the most stupid unimportant shit being securely contained and studied

LMAO

unfortunately no, but the 19th bossfight is at area 51 where zap brutally shreds apart an entire army of area 51 guards because the guards are trying to experiment on his friends

Reasonable crasho-

Nah but lwk add a an optional side quest to find what they’re protecting there and you find out it’s like leftovers the president asked to contain there bc his wife kept eating them

LMAOAOA

I may add that as a side joke thing but the area51 guards are working alongside professor helix and no actual government is actually controlling these guards, thus making it an illegal operation.

And professor helix is planning to genetically mutilate an entire alien species but luckily the crew kicks his ass

Professor Helix X Zap yaoi

Professor helix canonically has erectile dysfunction btw and Zap prefers the ladies

Right before his boss arena you can crawl in the vents above it and watch as he takes viagra

YES