Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon romantic partnership, Vaporeon is one of the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which has some of the prettiest pokémon, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be hugged with both arms, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you could cuddle hard with one (although only if they are comfortable with it). Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that a captivated Vaporeon would have incredibly wet lips, so wet that you could easily kiss one for hours without wanting to stop. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide their smile, so it’d be incredibly easy to fall in love with one. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily have as many sloppy kisses as you desire. Few other Pokémon comes close to this level of sweetness. Also, fun fact, if you hold one for long enough, you can make your Vaporeon's cheeks turn red. Vaporeon is literally built for a human's heart. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take affection all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
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