It’s inevitable.

I'm so sorry sir, your controller has been diagnosed with stage 1 stick drift

Well Only on the right stick you’ll be okay most of the games you like only use the left ones

For some reason stick drift only happens on the LEFT Joy-Con for me. I found 2 old right Joy-Cons in my toy box and they both had no drift.

you have unluck IV 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I remember playing Splatoon 2 and my character began moving on their own. I went through like 8 pairs of Joy-Cons. Each time drift came knocking, the Left Stick was diagnosed. I find it funny though how 2 right Joy-Cons of the 8 pairs I had lived to tell the tale.