BOIIIIII this barber shop is so TUFF it defies physics. I walked in asking for a low taper and Adrian hit me with “that’ll be more than a quarter.” I said “HUH?” and Speed popped out the back talking about mango mustard combos and explained the whole friend group like it was lore from a multiverse.
Then Kai Cenat gooned on my ahh 6-7 times while yelling “SYBAU” and told me to tralalero tralala if I kept PMOing. I said “nah fam, I got X-ray vision,” and caught Adrian’s grippers mid-fade. He said “your cat was like oh no no no” and moonwalked to the mustard dispenser like it was a TED Talk.
Crowd started jelking and gooning like it was a ritual. I paid a quarter and left with a haircut that made me ascend.
Rating: 6/7 bc tspmo and my dawg got the effoc fade.
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