There is a God who created Eve

she looks 40 years old and twelve years old at the same time

Why is this so true

This guy looks young and old, but if weren't for the 5 o'clock shadow... he could be a she.

I must be old because I think she's hot, but then again, I've met hot 40-year olds... like Miss Edmunds, my third grade teacher. I never minded her spankings.

I’m not sure you are ok

No, I'm not well and this jacket won't let my arms move. I'm typing with my tongue.

Wtf

Thanks for the Comment!