spamton WASNT an internet salesman, your mixing his name up for what he did (spamton's name comes from spam emails) spamton was a deal maker with all of his other friends and sold products under his name. That was until spamton received a phone call from someone which made him, what he says he wants to be, a big shot. He was rich with kromer/money and had a special room in queens mansion. His friends ditched him but he didn't really care. He called the exact same phone and followed it's rules, which caused him to go bankrupt. He went insane because of that and decided to trash EVERYTHING in his own room in queens mansion. When the people came to take him out, everything was gone except a phone on the dial, making garbage noise. He now lives in a dumpster in CyberCity constantly stuttering himself because he's not in control of himself. You then do a mini boss fight with him and you constantly make deals with him, then after the said boss fight, you go to the dump to enter his shop. The phone that keeps ringing in the back has to be the phone from queens mansion. You have to buy the KEYGEN and Spamton then gives you specific instructions. "Go in queens basement and put the KEYGEN in the robot down there" once you do that, you leave BUT spamton blocks the way. spamton wants to go to "heaven" because he wants to be free of whatever is controlling him, and he BEGS you to cut his strings. In the text box below the fight, spamton begs the "audience" to not kick him out. We have no clue what the audience is but it is theorized that its the person that controls him or the people kicking him out
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