I've had this idea in my head for AGES, and now I FINALLY made it.

You see, this isn't funny. Allow me to explain why:
I want you to imagine that someone you dearly love has just died a brutal death saving your life. You miss them incredibly, and wish that you could've saved them somehow. And then, out of left field, some chucklef**k has the utter audacity to say: "He's going to hell."

I want you to imagine getting a job

They say, completely unemployed.