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Stage 1: Patchling

Type: Normal
Category: Scrap Pokémon
Abilities: Adaptability / Hidden: Illusion

Stats:

HP: 85

Attack: 55

Defense: 50

Sp. Atk: 110

Sp. Def: 40

Speed: 65
Total: 405

Pokédex Entry:
"Patchling’s body is an awkward collection of parts, but its unstable biology lets it adapt to many different environments. Trainers often describe it as both charming and unsettling."

Design Notes:

Mismatched spheres and cones

Awkward limbs, slightly oversized head

Random spines or orbs attached at odd angles

Clashing colors, janky appearance

Stage 2: Glitchimera

Type: Normal / Psychic
Category: Prototype Pokémon
Abilities: Adaptability / Hidden: Protean

Stats:

HP: 95

Attack: 40

Defense: 80

Sp. Atk: 145

Sp. Def: 50

Speed: 105
Total: 515

Pokédex Entry:
"Glitchimera’s body is a chaotic patchwork of unstable code. One massive wing sprouts unnaturally from the center of its back, while its other wing barely functions. It moves unpredictably, leaving observers unsure if it’s flying, hopping, or tumbling."

Design Notes:

One huge, off-center wing from a different species

Small, mismatched second wing

Asymmetrical eyes and limbs

Floating orbs and spikes randomly attached

Clashing neon teal, burnt orange, and muted grey

Overall appearance: a fully “maxed-out Spore creation”

Research Notes – Spore Chaos Line

Researcher: Dr. Linnea Halvorsen

“Patchling appears to have no fixed bone structure. Its limbs sometimes extend as though elastic, yet at other times they lock rigidly. Observation is extremely difficult.”

“Glitchimera can reportedly fly using its central wing, though I have personally never seen it lift off the ground. It might be a display feature only.”

“The coloration of Patchling changes slightly depending on its mood. However, one specimen kept under controlled lighting did not show any shift at all—contradictory behavior I cannot explain.”

“Glitchimera’s left and right wings function independently, but in some sightings, it appears to flap both simultaneously like a normal bird. This inconsistency may be tied to its unstable genetic code.”

“Patchling has been observed forming temporary appendages from random body parts when threatened. Yet, in another test, it froze entirely when cornered.”

“The massive central wing of Glitchimera seems to serve no purpose in locomotion, though some reports claim it creates strong gusts during rapid movement. Perhaps psychological intimidation?”

“It is unclear whether Patchling and Glitchimera are capable of speech. Some notes suggest low-frequency humming; others describe complete silence. This is a source of great frustration.”

Additional Notes:

Both species resist close study; prolonged observation can cause dizziness or nausea.

Body structure appears to “rewrite” itself in ways that defy standard evolutionary theory.

The research is ongoing, and the inconsistencies are considered part of the Pokémon’s “adaptive chaos.”