Can you read this?

4 84R83R5H0P H41RCU7 7H47 C057 4 QU4R73R

only four quarters? fr?

that's one dollar

Damn kinda cheap for a haircut these days

4DR14N, 3XPL41N 0UR FR13ND GR0UP.

C0FF33 5P3LL3D 84CKW4RD5 15 33FF0C

I knew it before reading this

That was way too easy to read and recognize, give me a harder one next time

if you can read this you have serious mental illness???

issues

I was close