Uh, I was told there would be fish.

Heathen cats!😂

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This is nothing. I personally do much praying and Bible studies and my 3 cats either instantly want petted and lay on the Bible, lie on their back with back legs spread wide apart, lie on their backs with their nipples showing, demand I play with them and if I don't do staged fights to force me to do it, lick their butt holes or weiners or lick in between their back paw pads and bite their toenails. Sometimes they'll take a crap, vomit or intentionally do stuff they know I don't want them to so I'll cater to them. So this cat's a saint in comparison 🤣

🤣🤣🤣 I vividly recall all the times I’d be sitting on the toilet, and a single kitty paw would appear, beans up, underneath the bathroom door. They suddenly get so interested in what we are up to, the moment it’s not all about them. Kitties! Gotta love ‘em.