Byterot, the soon-to-be ruthless ruler of The Interworld!

his uncle is extremely racist and froths at the mouth whenever you mention people of color

He has no family, he was born from the sands of the Midnight Desert

the sand hates black people

why would the sand in a "midnight desert" be racist dark is literally in the name

okay the sand hates white people

now that's just boring

The sand is black in color 😭

okay the sand is like black supremacist hates all non-blacks

like the bu blux blan makes their meetings in the desert

THE BU BLUX BLAN BRO 😭😭

i thought they are an evil kkk

knowing jk Rowling I wouldn't rule it out

is it ferrous or something why is it black

The sand being made of iron would actually go crazy
And fit in with the theme of the world being based on the internet

he's related to donkey kong

I saw the thumbs up and immediately thought of this
idk why

"OKEYY 👹" -donkey kong

okey

the hat and tie aren't clothing, but a defense mechanism to deter predators. what predators, nobody knows.

he has a drawer full of the same red tie and hat

he's enslaved thousands of people?? idk

Actually no, now that I think about it

Probably something he'd actually do

would he do it because he's evil as f**k or just for fun

Both
He's evil as shit because he's delusional to the point of thinking terrible terrible acts are genuinely the funniest shit ever
He wants to rule over all of The Interworld and turn it into a place of pure vitriol and discourse simply because he thinks it's be hilarious

oh sick

"I'm gonna BITE ya in half, then watch as you ROT! HAHA! Get it?! GET IT?!?!"

is it bad that i'd genuinely wanna hang out with this guy
I'm also evil as f**k btw

Unfortunately he doesn't exactly "hang out"
He believes friendships and bonds are just worthless burdens
He only has a couple of evil henchmen because they make his job easier

shucks :[
he seemed like a really cool guy

Sorry man 😔

its aight.
is there anyone else that's evil as f**k who DOESNT think friendships are burdens

Whenever he's not actively doing something, he fades away into the void.

was once a drug dealer