not a burning heap of coal

there's just a portal to hell casually sitting there

Is that not casual?

I mean having a portal to eternal damnation isn't the best thing is it?

But you can just exit the portal once you go in to return back to the overworld

that is if nothing kills you or if your skin doesn't melt off

It's Minecraft bro 😭 🙏 not real life the nether and hell are different things

I know. I'm just saying if a real human were there they'd be dead

Thanks bro ☠️ 💀☠️