Is This A Risk Worth Taking?

So you have a friend that's 40 years old? Holy unc status

How old do you think I am? 🧐

You've publicly stated that you're 23 before.

she told me she's 21 few months ago if I remember correctly

Yeah, you remembered correctly.

Okay then 38 years old
Not too different

my parents are in their 40s and have some friends from the neighbourhood that are in their 20s, that always seemed pretty normal to me 🤷‍♂️

I never said it wasn't normal I just don't like her

WTF did I do to you?

You're very misandrist

What evidence do you have?

You've made some very sexist comments towards men in the past, like asserting that men are inherently more violent and that they're inferior than women.

Jokes on you, I hate my own gender more.

No, not quite. Two years off.

an adult having a friend 17 years older is quite normal and acceptable in my opinion, although dating someone that much older would be questionable

Why? A 1 year old and 18 year old dating would be perfectly normal

I prefer to date an unborn fetus, making a reservation

No, no, no. WTF, man?

You rn

Understandable.

Not rlly

Ok.

Is it weird to go to the orphanage and lick little kids toes

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