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CLASSIFICATION: THE COSMIC RIVER POKÉMON
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Aqualion – The Primordial Pokémon

Classification: The Cosmic River Pokémon
Type: Dragon / Water
Forms: Primordial Form / Ascended Form
Ability: Primordial Flow – Summons endless rain upon entry, boosts Dragon-type moves by 1.3×. In Ascended Form, also halves damage from status effects.
Base Stat Total: 780 (Primordial) / 900 (Ascended)

Form 1: Primordial Form

Height: ~300,000 km (about 2.5× Jupiter’s diameter; comparable to a small star)

Weight: Immeasurable

Build: Stocky amphibian-fish hybrid, ~3:1 length-to-height ratio.

Skin: Semi-translucent, glowing with cosmic currents.

Head: Rounded axolotl-like snout; galaxy-patterned eyes; crest ridges like gill bones.

Gills: 3 glowing external pairs per side, softly bioluminescent.

Limbs: Outward-angled, webbed, built for swimming through oceans and cosmic void.

Tail: Begins axolotl-like, broadens into a massive fish tail.

Aura/Effects: Constantly sheds glowing spores — myths say these become stars and oceans.

Base Stats (BST 780):

HP: 150

Attack: 130

Defense: 150

Sp. Atk: 170

Sp. Def: 150

Speed: 30

Signature Move: Primordial Surge

Dragon / Water

130 BP | Special

Summons endless rain. Boosts Sp. Atk by 1 stage at the end of each turn.

Pokédex Entries:

“It is said to swim between worlds, scattering stars from its gills. Every ocean and river is thought to echo the current of its endless journey.”

“Ancient carvings show a colossal, gilled beast shedding glowing dust. Legends say this dust formed both the seas and the skies above.”
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Form 2: Ascended Form

Height: ~1–2 light-years long (gills and tail spanning multiple star systems)

Weight: Immeasurable

Build: Elongated, weightless, ethereal silhouette.

Skin: Transparent, filled with flowing starlight currents.

Head: Crowned with floating crests; galaxy-filled eyes that reflect all of time.

Gills: Nebula-like fronds vast as stellar nurseries, radiating cosmic colors.

Limbs: Long and fin-like, drifting gracefully.

Tail: Extends for light-years, splitting into dual comet-like trails birthing galaxies.

Aura/Effects: Appears as a cosmic river made flesh.

Base Stats (BST 900):

HP: 200

Attack: 120

Defense: 160

Sp. Atk: 200

Sp. Def: 160

Speed: 60

Signature Move: Temporal Maelstrom

Dragon / Water

150 BP | Special

Summons endless rain. Raises Sp. Atk & Speed by 1 stage each turn. May invert opponent stat changes.

Pokédex Entries:

“When it ascends, its body stretches across the void like a river of light. Entire galaxies are born in the trail of its comet-like tail.”

“Sages warn that if Aqualion ever stops swimming, the flow of time will cease, and creation itself will come to an end.”
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Extended Lore of Aqualion
The Eternal Being

Aqualion predates stars, planets, even time. Before light, it swam in an endless void. Its gills scattered the first matter into existence. Its tail shaped the first galaxies. Rivers, seas, and the very current of time itself are reflections of its eternal passage.

Myths Across Cultures

Water Myths: Seen as the source of oceans and floods. Called The First River or Breath of Oceans.

Star Myths: Depicted as a comet-finned leviathan casting stars across the void. Known as The Star Fisher.

Balance Myths: Revered as both creator and destroyer. Some cultures call it The Living Galaxy, others The Devourer of Currents.

Symbols and Echoes

Three pairs of gills → tridents, halos, and divine glyphs.

Comet-tail → spiral carvings, early galaxy depictions.

Eyes of stars → “The Watcher Beyond Time.”

Flowing currents → sacred rivers, sea-rituals, spiral dances.

The Hidden Constant

Every culture — human, Pokémon, and alien alike — shares myths of a luminous gilled leviathan. Across languages, planets, and centuries, the details converge. Scholars name it The Hidden Constant — the one god always present.

Pseudo-Historical Timeline

Prehistoric Era: Cave paintings of spiral-tailed leviathans. Associated with storms and fire.

Ancient Civilizations: Temples aligned to its celestial swim; worshiped as the source of rivers and fertility.

Bronze Age: Trident and spiral motifs spread as divine symbols.

Classical Empires: Myths describe it casting stars into nets, seeding the sky.

Medieval Period: Regarded as a cosmic balance. Prophecies warn of the Cosmic Drought.

Age of Exploration: Sailors report visions during violent storms. Astronomers chart a “river of light” across the heavens.

Industrial/Modern Era: Myth dismissed as allegory, yet renewed fascination arises from spiral galaxies.

Contemporary Era: Scholars confirm Aqualion’s presence in all known myth systems. Debate rages over whether it is symbolic or real.

Future Civilizations: Pilgrimages called River Journeys follow its wake across star systems, worshiping it as the supreme being.

The Cosmic Drought

A prophecy universal across cultures warns:
If Aqualion ever ceases its swim, the stars will unravel, the oceans will dry, and the flow of time will halt. This end of all things is feared as the Cosmic Drought.
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Names Across Ages

Aqualion – mortal/mythic name

The First River

The Breath of Oceans

The Star-Seeded One

The Living Galaxy

The Watcher Beyond Time

The Hidden Constant

True Name

Elyonion – “The Most High Flow”

Whispers of this name exist only in forbidden texts and lost cosmic temples. Mortals who speak it are said to witness stars shift and galaxies form. Elyonion is the divine, god-of-gods identity of Aqualion.

✨ Final Summary:
Aqualion (Elyonion) is the cosmic god of gods, an eternal river of creation. Primordial Form shapes stars and oceans; Ascended Form stretches across light-years, leaving galaxies in its wake. Both forms are immeasurable in weight. All myths, gods, and stories across history are fragments of its eternal passage through space and time.
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