why is there no queen

ralsei gets all the attention

five billion plushies to ralsei

yknow i wouldnt mind, my ralsei plushie has been such a stress reliever every time i hug him

Why is there no King, Gerson, Kris, Susie, Rouxls Kaard, Roaring Knight, Spamton Neo, Original Starwalker, Noelle, Dess, Carol, Toriel, Catty, Undyne, Temmie, Alphys, Berdly, C. Round, Rudinn, Top Chef, Tasque, Tasque Manager, FRIEND, Dust Pile, Mauswheel, Lanino, Elnina, Old-Hermit, HERO_AXE, HERO_SWORD, HERO_SCARF, Sphinx-Tenna, pipins, pipis, Titan, Hammer of Justice, or Noelle plush

Who the heck is Dess and why is everyone talking about here?

Oh yeah. No one wants Berdly.

Noelle's dead sister

Oh gross. Why would I want a dead corpse in plush form?

The living version

Oh, we can't get one yet.

Beware of the man who speaks in mustard

No. No more Mustard.

Then they'd have to be a King.

even better i love that guy

Yeah, but they made the main antagonist of Chapter 3 a plush, so it's only far. Actually, where Tasque Manager?

you know exactly what they would do to that thing

They? Who's they? Wait, even better, a life-sized plush.