That’s easy as f**k

You need a rope, a bread with butter, and a birthday hat
1. Tie the bread with butter to the tiger with the butter side up
2. Put the birthday hat on the tiger
3. Other tigers will think it’s the tiger’s birthday and will throw him in the air
4. Since tigers are cats, they’ll land on their feet, but the bread will fall on the side of the butter
5. The tiger-bread construct will start spinning endlessly
6. Centrifugal power will open the tiger’s mouth, and you survive

Noted ig

Or you could just introduce the tiger to croquettes, they taste so good that the tiger will lose his interest in eating you

no but he’s already bitten your neck

Just watch a speech from some politician, they’re so boring that they slow down time so you die slower

Chances are the tiger has already impaled your jugular long before you complete those steps

Check my reply to Foxed

id be kinda pissed off ngl

dying??? like 😭

Skill issue

Pass away?
There's no other option than to turn into a Voltorb and hit that self-destruct button.

Yes there is

tank it

scared

I'd win

Same

Id die

Can't wait. You fetishize lesbians

Im the homophobe you lgptq (Idk)

"Lesbians are hot, too bad they're gay" fetishist.

Too bad im more masculine , lesbians are like "I aM a DIFfreNT GenDER aND i KIss peOple the SAME gEnder" that type of stuff

Skill issue

Your comment below me

Tank it

survive because im that guy

I'm telling bro to cut it out before I get angry

Die

Skill issue

I'd be... Dead

No way