so there's some kid (I'm just gonna call him John) that was relentlessly being bullied by another kid (and I'll call him Peter) one Monday morning John came to school and he was very quiet, which is quite unusual for him. I realized he was holding back tears so I asked what was wrong, he refused to tell me and just said he's fine. during the lunch break he finally told me what was wrong. according to him, he had gone on a date with his girlfriend the previous weekend, but had met Peter, who had bullied him in front of his girlfriend. John felt very embarrassed. then we both heard Peter laughing at us, calling John a crybaby and shit. so John stood up against him and loudly said "who the f**k do you think you are!!!". Peter started laughing even harder, so John put his hand in Peter's mouth, shoved it deep in there, pulled out Peter's stomach and started running from him. Peter started chasing after John. John started feeling exhausted so he threw Peter's stomach out the window. Peter jumped out the window to catch his stomach, but a dog caught it before he could. Peter started fighting the dog to get his stomach back, but the dog ate it, then it bit Peter's dick and balls off. so Peter became transgender and changed his name to Sophia. and since she had lost her stomach, he had an operation where her esophagus was connected directly to her asshole. she had to sit on the toilet whenever she was eating because the food would directly come out of her ass.
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