IT'S BEEN 30 YEARS SINCE THAT STUPID MOVIE TITLED CUTTHROAT ISLAND WAS PREMIERED, TOO BAD I WAS TRAUMATIZED ABOUT IT; HAVE YOU VISITED UNIVERSAL STUDIOS JAPAN FOR ONE PIECE PREMIER SUMMER 2025, SIR? BAH, I'D RATHER PLAY LIKE A DRAGON: PIRATE YAKUZA IN HAWAII WHILE READING ONE PIECE MANGA'S WHOLE EGGHEAD ARC! THIS MEANS HE MISREAD A PS VITA GAME TITLED MONSTER MONPIECE AS MONSTER ONE PIECE; DEAR GORO MAJIMA, PLEASE TAKE ME TO ELBAF! STOP IT, YOU'LL GIVE US A HEADACHE!