"You think this is funny? Really? Well, I get all the girls! They always tell me i look funny! Because I am! Except for that one time some bitch named bertha chased me out of a bar, and she was holding a gallon of pure alcohol lit on fire, pretty sure that means she didn't like me!"
"My species can lift uhh.. I think up to 500 lbs with one hand when needed... also regenerating like crazy... I mean I can lift 300 lbs with my left hand.. and like 500 with my right... uh... yeah.. I mean thats gotta be atleast larger than a gazillion right? Definitelynot as much as one.. dunno, I'm too funky for math"
... But this motherf**ker broke Zeo Twisted Shelly's Rib Cage, Skull, Jaw, and Spine using Hworangs' Rage Art(https://youtu.be/LbguYHU6heY?t=2) just because she, and I quote, "Poisoned" his cold bottle of water.
"Good luck fighting me, my arms can regenerate in seconds, also like 2 of us or even just a really strong one can beat a viltrumite. I mean not to death but pretty damn close. I mean i once even shredded an entire army of area 51 guards apart. Dont ask."
"Well if you really think about it.... if you have one dollar you can buy a few pencils, then sell them for a higher price, then buy more and repeat the cycle until I have like 1 or 2 dollars..... or 3... or 15.. or 98... maybe even 1! Oh dude i would be rich, however I could buy some more of this weird soda humans have called "surge" if I had 2 dollars.... or is it more expensive?.. forgot. Wait i didnt forget I'm just too cool to remember"
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