If Nintendo actually made this, would you buy it?

It has a lot of new characters, and the only cut character is Pirahna Plant(he sucks). I made Steve Jack Black Movie Steve instead of the one from Smash Bros Ultimate.

There's also a story mode and a boss rush mode, and the boss roster is: Petey Piranha(Mario), Porky(Earthbound), Rayquaza(Pokemon), Catnap(Poppy Playtime), Twisted Pebble(Dandy's World), Neo Cortex(Crash Bandicoot), Ripto(Spyro), The Death Egg(Sonic), Black(Sprunki), Marx(Kirby), Giga Bowser(Mario), Master Hand(SSB), Crazy Hand(SSB), The Deer(99 Nights in the Forest), Bombardino Crocodilo(Brainrot), and the final boss is Tabuu but he's fused with Galeem and Dharkon(SSB). There is also a secret boss that can be unlocked after doing a boss rush three times, this secret boss is Masahiro Sakurai, where you have to convince him to make this game in real life.

as long as we get tails or cream in it, ill let it cook

We have Tails, but cream is a spirit

WHY IS NASA THERE? (Did anyone catch the reference?)