ME: HOW LONG COULD I SURVIVE WATCHING MRDWELLER ON NETFLIX? 5 MINUTES IN: OK… THIS IS WEIRD BUT MANAGEABLE. 10 MINUTES IN: MY BRAIN CELLS ARE STARTING TO PACK THEIR BAGS. 15 MINUTES IN: I HEAR VOICES TELLING ME TO TOUCH GRASS. 20 MINUTES IN: REMOTE CONTROL HAS SOMEHOW TELEPORTED ACROSS THE ROOM. 25 MINUTES IN: I'M QUESTIONING MY LIFE CHOICES. 30 MINUTES IN: EVERY SECOND FEELS LIKE AN ETERNITY. 35 MINUTES IN: MY SNACK SUPPLY IS GONE BUT THE PAIN REMAINS. 40 MINUTES IN: NETFLIX ASKS 'ARE YOU STILL WATCHING?'; YES, BUT WHY?? 45 MINUTES IN: MY SOUL HAS LEFT MY BODY. 50 MINUTES IN: I’VE UNLOCKED A NEW LEVEL OF SUFFERING. 55 MINUTES IN: MY DOG IS STARING AT ME IN CONCERN. 60 MINUTES IN: TIME HAS LOST ALL MEANING. SURVIVAL PROBABILITY: RAPIDLY DECREASING. NEW SKILL UNLOCKED: MENTAL ENDURANCE. ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: 'WATCHED MRDWELLER FOR AN HOUR'; FINAL BOSS: THE AUTOPLAY BUTTON. ME: *NEVER THE SAME AGAIN*
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