im jaking it

35 views • 1 upvote • Made by j1zzly 9 hours ago in MS_memer_group

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microtransaction
0 ups, 9h, 1 reply
Shit woulda been perfect for jerking off
j1zzly
0 ups, 9h, 1 reply
EMPTY
microtransaction
0 ups, 9h, 1 reply
F**k the bottle
j1zzly
0 ups, 9h, 1 reply
I've been a dry jerker since day one🫡
microtransaction
0 ups, 9h, 1 reply
Do you have a foreskin
j1zzly
0 ups, 9h, 1 reply
no
microtransaction
0 ups, 9h, 1 reply
How do you dry jerk gang that shit is painful



Do you just grip it really hard or sum
j1zzly
0 ups, 9h, 1 reply
its not like there's friction. I jus hold onto my shi with my fingers. Ion let go or loosely hold it (straightest conversation between men)
microtransaction
0 ups, 9h, 3 replies
There is definitely friction with mine
j1zzly
0 ups, 9h, 2 replies
that's cus you're tryna move your hand up and down your shi, my fingers never change the potion they are around my dih
j1zzly
0 ups, 9h
position*
microtransaction
0 ups, 9h
Dawg the whole point of jerking off is to replicate/mimic the feeling of sex
j1zzly
0 ups, 9h, 1 reply
friction is caused by two surfaces rubbing together. there no rubbing, jus holding on
microtransaction
0 ups, 9h
Tjats not even gooning at that point
j1zzly
0 ups, 9h, 2 replies
that's jus how I did it the first time and that's how I kept doin it. its not like I watched a f**king tutorial. th
microtransaction
0 ups, 9h
Would you like one?
Low.
0 ups, 9h
I see

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I kinda put this memory in the mind vault but one time I found an empty bottle of strawberry lube on the ground in my bedroom. idk if my lil brother was walking around my parents room, took it out the trash, and dropped it in my room but I lwk jus threw it out and didn't bring it up at all to not embarrass my parents.