lets count everything that's happened in August so far

I'll go first, Louisiana suing roblox, accusing the company of failing to protect children from sexual predators on its platform. The lawsuit alleges that Roblox has inadequate safety controls, enabling predators to groom and exploit minors and has prioritized profits over child welfare

Roblox banned schlep, everyone turned against them, law by mike will be schlep’s lawyer, and THE FINAL BOSS OF PREDATOR CATCHING HIMSELF EVEN MADE SOME POSTS ABOUT IT

yes I just copy/pasted the thing you find if you look up "why was roblox sued by a us state"

And then September just had to one-up August...

DEAR GOD