im jaking it

I witch put a curse on that mf

Syfm witches aren't real

Witches are totally real shut up

You know you're wrong
They're some made up fairytale

Witches are real. You've just never happened to see one. Next you're gonna say something stupid like fairy's aren't real either syfm 😭

None of them are real. I'm not lying.
You're just trying to manipulate everyone into believing they are.

What else don't you believe in? Bigfoot?

Bigfoot is just a myth.

Next you gonna tell me the earth is round

Yes bro, the earth is actually round.
Do you not watch NASA?

Hwehe I got you. Ik all those were lies and fake. I got you good hwehehehe all of that was fake just like the pyramids that are actually just plastic, and were broken down many years ago for materials found nowhere else

F**king lame ass joke.

Hwehe

Then explain Halloween

People dress up as witches, they are not witches themselves

Liar

bro locked to his computer for eternity

If he closes the Imgflip tab his whole family dies

if he look away from screen he loses eternal youth

ok bro

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Oh stupid f**king autocorrect

It's like how alcoholics and cigaretters be like "I need to stop it's not good for me" but keep doing it anyways

cigaretters😭

accidentally flagged lol

"Leave then" mfs when I've been TRYING to leave but I never can:

lol imagine I'm barely on this website this is like my first time on in a month or something idc

define trying.

I've been trying everything

1. Blocking the website
2. Deleting account after account
3. Tried to forget it
4. Killed the wifi

Many more things.

Evidently, none of them are working.

I have no doubt this website is addicting. the dopamine that floods my brain when I get like 5 upvotes