That many participation trophies will make you WEAK!

He did bag one REALLY
important one however

Ok fine. I'll humor you. Go ahead and magasplain that one to me.
Tell me how a moose head on the wall of a man who makes fun of his sons for hunting has anything to do with anything.

Right again Octavia
He actually bagged THREE
(the 16 GOP Primaried ones are
in the actual trophy room)