shitty msmg theories 8; tweak isnt in a mental hospital and is doing fine (and gilly is tweak); toady and masq weren't lying; denji is a 30 year old man; microtransaction is a serial rapist and is also trying to cope with impotence (partly suggested by norther); memeus is a guy and is gay with andrew (suggested by hitler and rag); c0p is being forced to draw porn (suggested by aethereal); neko is a meth addict and rambles about everything that happens on msmg irl; grace is actually dead and hecate is the murderer (with yci and yakko being accomplices); cheez and cheze are the same person. they were also behind the blizzard troll alt. they also sent silver nudes. (partly suggested by cheze); soap (newgen) is actually soap (oldgen) [no not you zuko]. he was also sold to america by italians. philya is rewrite's child and rewrite is a grown man driven by the younger generation (partly suggested by NC); gurt has hired hitmen over COD; (f**k this thing. you're not getting a theory); the person in the mental hospital that tweak is allegedly in is actually cosmo and she's actually insane. attackthedpoint is moonshade's ex and is actively trying to get her falsely arrested; goji is buried alive in madison's grave; manticore is being held at gunpoint to do the shit he does; doodle boi is an alt of angel dust (he is still gooning to claire [and chrono condones this]); asspancakes is apefan and they still overdose on ibuprofen to this day (partly suggested by nethercanary; former half might be true); skibble, djto, jizzly, sauce and jehlo are homeless people with trauma; mack is behind the "the_plantter." acc; both of the insane's are 4chan users with a history of doing f**ked up stuff there; spire is still active and is disguised as a user who might be exposed for a lot of terrible stuff any second now