how creepers were made:

the cousin pig skeliton: kills daddy pig

I actually coded a pig to do that once

mother pig: be more like your brother
pig: uh ok *creeper explosion*

father pig (from far away): THAT'S MY BOY

hahahah

the weird middle child squid: why does no one remember me
mother pig: did you hear that honey?
father pig: it's just the wind

The who?

pig: squid go back to your room you're adopted

oh no not creepernobyl. oh no oh no oh no OH NO!- *has a flashback*

boom

Pig: "What's this 'bug potion'?"
#technobladeneverdies

Technoblade died

he doesn't

#technobladeneverdies

#technobladeneverdies

#technobladeneverdies

crazy how minecraft's most iconic mob was an accident

Ikr

the creeper was a mistake