BANK ROBBING; MARIO & LUIGI: "MAMA MIA! ROBBING A BANK IS-A NO GOOD! WE MUST PROTECT THE PEOPLE AND STOP THOSE WHO WOULD DO SUCH BAD THINGS!"; WARIO & WALUIGI: "WAHAHA! OF COURSE WE’D ROB A BANK! GOLD, JEWELS, RICHES... ALL OURS! NOBODY CAN STOP US, NOT EVEN THOSE GOODY-TWO-SHOES PLUMBERS!"; EARIO & EARUIGI: "HONESTLY, ROBBING A BANK? NAH MAN, THAT’S NOT COOL. WE’D RATHER, LIKE, STAND UP FOR THE LITTLE GUYS. MARIO AND LUIGI WOULD NEVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT, SO WE WOULDN’T EITHER."; WAWARIO & WAWALUIGI: "UHHHH... WE STEAL-A... MONEY! YESSS! BANKS GO BOOM, TREASURE COME TO US! NO ONE STOP DA WAWARIO BROS!! WAHHH!!"