Mr incredible becoming vomit: How many beers per day

FRIEND: HOW MANY BEERS DO YOU DRINK PER DAY? ME: JUST ONE... FRIEND: OH, THAT'S NOT BAD AT ALL! ME: YEAH BUT... BOX OF 'ONE' BEER:; 24 CANS STRAPPED TOGETHER; FRIEND STARING IN SHOCK; ME SMILING PROUDLY; DAILY ROUTINE: WAKE UP; STEP 1: CRACK OPEN 'JUST ONE' BEER; STEP 2: FINISH THE BOX; STEP 3: CALL IT MODERATION; DOCTOR: HOW’S YOUR ALCOHOL INTAKE? ME: JUST ONE BEER A DAY, DOC! DOCTOR WRITING DOWN: 'PATIENT CLEARLY IN DENIAL'; FRIDGE STOCKED ENTIRELY WITH 'JUST ONE' BEERS; CAPTION: TECHNICALLY… NOT LYING; MORAL OF THE STORY: I SURVIVED DRINK BEER; ‘ONE BEER A DAY’ IS ALL ABOUT PERSPECTIVE