Exploration of Imgflip spin-off part 4.mp3

Paleo: You know what? I'm tired of all the random bullshit that's been happening all of the sudden. We need a vacation.

Blook: "You said it, Paleo."
Kessho: "But we're still in the wrong bodies!"
Blook: "Do you think that's gonna change anything?"
Beatrix: "Anonymous has gifted 5 plane tickets to [[Isle Delfino]]."
Blook: "Hell yeah! Conveniently timed plane tickets to a tropical island!"
Kessho: "But who will we bring with us?"
*Blook looks around*
Blook: "We could bring the two Melodys with us. What do you two think of going to Isle Delfino?"

Paleo: Nah, our Melody is taking care of her newborn baby now, along with Kage. That other Melody, I'm not sure, she's still pregnant tho. Um, how about Oni and Tink? Or maybe my friends Derrick and Felicia?

*Blook looks at Kage*
Blook: "How about..."
*Raimei appears out of nowhere*
Blook: "Hold on, lemme think..."
Kessho: "No time, the plane takes off in 3 hours. You know we have to be there early."
Blook: "Paleo, Kessho, me, Raimei, and the other Melody sounds like it'd work. And no 'she's pregnant' bullshit, that's the whole reason I'm bringing her with us."

*Paleo sigh*
Paleo: Fine, you can bring the other Melody. Just get her into trouble or anything while we get there.

*At the airport*
Blook: "Our flight is gonna leave in 2 hours."
*He looks at ODMelody*
Blook: "Ya good so far?"

ODMelody: Yeah, so far.

*5 minutes later, Blook is holding ODMelody in his arms*
Blook: "What? She didn't wanna walk anymore. Plus, I caught her in that timeline."
Kessho: "His argument is solid."

Paleo: Well, you can at least hold her in your hands.

*Kessho looks at Paleo*
Raimei: "Don't even think about it."

Paleo: Why is she looking at me for?

Kessho: "Can we use it as a bong?"
*Back in court*
Judge: "...for sexually assaulting a fire extinguisher!"
Kessho: "Your honor, it wasn't like that! Blook just had some weed on him, and..."
Judge: "It was exactly like that!"

Paleo: But your honor, it's not his fault, he can very stupid at times, not in a sexual way btw. It's just in his life.

Blook: "So this is how we die. On an island. A f**kin' pedophile island. With a pregnant Meloetta."

Paleo: You know what!
*Paleo uses one of his rock moves to destroy the court*

Blook: "We're being sentenced to worse shit if we don't leave.

Paleo: Let's get out of this dump!

*Blook makes a weird noise*
Kessho: "What was that?"
Raimei: "Fish call."
Kessho: "Fish call?"
*A giant fish monster eats the judge*

Paleo: Wait? Didn't I destroy the court with my rock type moves? And yes, I'm still working on it in this body.

*Blook fish calls again and spawns another monster to ride everyone home*

ODMelody: Worst vacation ever.
Paleo: Yeah, tell me about it.

Blook: "A trip through all of I-95 would be better.

Paleo: Didn't Woom say it was dangerous?

Blook: "She was JOKING. People just drive badly there."

Paleo: Oh, but next time we go on vacation. We go to Hawaii.

Blook: "Melody, would you wanna see Hawaii?"

ODMelody: Oh sure, why not.
Paleo: Wait? We're going there rn?

Blook: "No, just wanted to know if she did."

Paleo: Oh.

Blook: "Hey get offa me!"
Kessho: "What about my Miranda Rights?"
Raimei: "Don't you dare hit Melody."

Paleo: I don't they wouldn't hit a lady.

*The officer does anyways and we end up in ciurt*

Paleo: Oww, they did not realize that hitting a lady would be illegal, is it?

Blook: "What? No, it's just not the right thing to do."
*He sees the judge*
Judge: "Court is now in session."
Other Pianta: "As you are no doubt aware, our fine island has been having a problem lately with rich, foreign perverts flying over here to engage in intercourse with underage mushrooms!"

Paleo: Wait what?

Other Pianta: "Now personally, I have no interest in such things, as any cursory examination of my Internet history will confirm. However, my understanding is that these 5 people, these MONSTERS, have come here with the intention of partaking in these devious acts."

Paleo: Wait wait wait wait wait! We just came here for a vacation after all the bullshit we have to deal with, plus where just heroes looking for a break, we don't do that kind of thing in our life.

Judge: "Overruled. 6 months of hard labor in the volcano!"
*In prison*
Blook: "Great. Great."
FLUDD: "Blook, Paleo, you other 3, with no evidence, they have smeared you as pedophiles. All whilst the true pedophiles roam free. J'accuse! We must right this egregious wrong, posthaste!

Paleo: Is that thing talking us?
ODMelody: I think so, and it seems to know the truth about this island. Maybe it could be our ticket way out.

court*

*2 hours later, on the plane*

Paleo: Let me check what's on the menu, I'm pretty hungry.
*Checks the menu*

*ITALIAN FOOD*

Paleo: Just Italian food? Oh well, I'll have some spaghetti. Anyone else hungry, by any chance?

Blook: "Penne All'Ombra del Maiale Addormentato sounds good."
Kessho: "The hell is the Palla di Mozzarella Frizzante?"

ODMelody: I think I'll have some Carbonara.
Paleo: Okie dokie.

*The plane is about to land*

Paleo: I think we're here.

*Off the plane*
Blook: "That was a nice plane. Now where's the Psychic-type bad bitch gym leaders?"
Kessho: "Wdf?"

Paleo: Ok seriously Blook. I think you already had one as a girlfriend.
ODMelody: Huh? Who are those guys?
Paleo: Oh, they must be the locals of the island. Excuse me, we just came here for a vacation and... why don't you guys look friendly?