emosnake and asriel template (by asriel)

skibidi sigma can rizz a hawk tuah

Skibidi Sigma canst charm a hawk with ease.

Am I, perchance, a femboy of the Skibidi ilk, endowed with a certain rizzlest charm?

Greetings, how are you doing on this fine evening, my acquaintance?

Salutations, how dost thou fare on this splendid eve, mine esteemed companion?

I love furrys -my dumb ahh comment

I doth harbor affection for creatures of the fur.

ingflip is the worst website ever

Imgflip hath proven to be the most lamentable of websites ever to grace the realm of the internet.

i want cheez boiga

I dost desire a savory cheese-hamburger.

I HATE GAY PEOPLE, LESBIANS, BLACK PEOPLE, BI PEOPLE, AND JEWS AND IM A FURRY

I dost abhor those of same-gender affections, the daughters of the fairer kind, those of ebony visage, the lovers of both sexes, and the chosen folk; lo, I am also a creature clad in fur.

I see the Noelle, so I must
Ahem
DRIVING IN MY CAR, RIGHT AFTER A BEER
HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPPED LIKE A DEER
DUI? HOW ABOUT YOU DIE
I'LL GO 100 MILES PER HOUR
LITTLE DO YOU KNOW, I'M FILLED UP ON GAS
IMMA GET YOUR FOUTAIN MAKING ASS
PULVERIZE THIS F**K
WITH MY BURGENTRUCK
IT SEEMS YOUR OUT OF LUCK
TRUCK

this joke got old

Sorry
:<
Tbh was a pain to type out

maybe just once then

WHILST I CONDUCT MY CARRIAGE, POST HASSELTINE DRAUGHT,
LO! THAT RISE DOTH RESEMBLE A DEER'S MIGHT.
SHALL IT BE DUI? PERCHANCE, THOU SHALT PERISH.
I SHALL REACH A HUNDRED MILES AN HOUR.
LITTLE KNOWEST THOU, MY FUEL IS ABUNDANT.
I SHALL RUIN THINE SPLENDID FOUNTAIN-MAKING CARNAL FORM.
WITH MINE BURGENTRUCK, I SHALL PULVERIZE THIS KNAVE,
IT APPEARS FATE HATH TURNED AGAINST THEE,
TRUCK.

Omfg thank you
This is gold