mmmh tasty susie

The knight and máncil (the ninja) who dont have eyes:
...

So I can just close my eyes? Seems easy

exactly.

That's why each oje of these has a special way to kill people.
The knight just attacks normally (Boring)
Bouræl, before finsihing you off, usually likes to behead people OR bite off theur face
Máncil, will lift his blindfold and wink at you before he stabs you in the heart, OR he would slash and split you into 5 parts (A head, chest, abdomin, and 2 legs), basiacly making you into a filet 💀
Button, Well, the cultists have a rhyme for him:
"Button is a glutton, with tentacles that squirm,
He’ll drag you to his belly, where it’s always dark and warm.
He slobbers when he’s hungry, he giggles when you run,
But if you lose a battle with him, well, dinner’s just begun!"
he just eats you whole.

So we got sus anime tentacle monster we got wish.com Zoro and we just have knock off Medusa who eats it head and knight who can die to an old turtle and a f**king truck...

...
Yes

Grave: dnd.. TODAY? TODAY TODAY?

Yes

Me : here is my survival plan for all of them

1. Knight ... He's the most easiest to defeat All I have to pull is the old man or if I can't just pull up in a Ford F-150...

2... Button... Man he's a fat ass Just give him a freaking McDouble or some really you good pizza and you will be fine...

3. Bourel ... I think he was the one who was afraid of sheep for some f**king reason If not just tell Kris he tried to f**k Susie.... Grab some popcorn and watch...

4... Mancil ... He's also easy since hes a Pirate...

Just tell him that the one piece is real one Make him go on an adventure for 75 years and you will be fine because we all know the end that the one piece is just a piece of paper that says " The one piece just the friends we made along the way"

Me: Hey, it's me, the original

meme_approver! i just wanted to say, bouræl tried to


f**k susie!
kris: Dont worry, i have his head above my wall already-
Me: IT'S BEEN LESS TYEN 2





MILLISECONDS

Me: see I told u it works

Susie: (That never happened tho-)
Kris: Don't worry, you're ok with me now...
Dusterly: *GAAASSP* THE LOVE INTENSIFIES :O

Me: Chirogyl I have a question... Does sitting around and since u watch to ... Let's say grab tissue and lotion and love your hand do you basically get free corn when they around?

literally everyone: "excuse me what the fu"

Are you doing in my house

Çhïrøgÿl: Ayo exicutioner! check this out!!
Çhïrøgÿl: hey krismas! Berdly-
Kris: What? im making fried chikcen.
Çhïrøgÿl: Oh i love fri- IS THAT BERDLY'S CORPSE-
Kris: i got real annoyed with that motherf**ker little incest ridden fattass son of a bitch.

EXECUTIONER... Shit you did my job for me already he was annoying son of a bitch ( I can see why u hate em now)

And I have 3 BACKUP PLANS AND IF YOU LOOK AT YOUR MESSAGES... YOI SEE MY PLAN

Already have a contingency plan for you 😏

So when dnd

Next week tbh I'm busy

Me: Noelle is right ... You have all the power in the world and I use it to f**k a lizard... With that fake ass aura farming... In fact I deserve that power more...

So I can negg diff the Kris?

Me: Eh... both roleplaying AND



getting kinda mad :∆
Stop with the over



powering
But also kris is very








mad

Ok I'll leave u alone

you used delta.

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Kris: I know i can bend reality so that it doesnt even exist anymore or it even becvomes a differant reality, i still practocally hate you all 💀
Susie: Hey :(
Kris: Ok maybe not you :>
susie: :>

Kris: oh yeah? How about this: domain expansion!
SHUT UP, PLEASE! JUST- PLEASE!!!! I WANT TO BE ALONE. AND YOU GUYS ARE MAKING THAT IMPOSSIBLE! I CANT CATCH A BREAK
I JSUT CANT!!!
I JUST WANT 1 NORMAL DAY WITHOUT HAVING DEATH FOLLOW ME AROUND, 2 LITERAL G O D ' S TRYING TO ANNOY ME, EVERYONE FROM 2048 GOING BACK TO TYIS YEAR, THIS RETARDED COWBOY TRYING TO FIGHT ME, AND EVEN FINDING OUT GALUEZ IS POSSESSED JUST LIKE ME-
Susie: Wait he is-?!
Kris: Oh yeah apparently it now runs in the family 💀
Susie: That's... concerning...
[(Meanwhile, in the dark world)]
Ralsei: What are those scre- OH MY GOD-
(Galuez beating up his soul till it bleeds to -1 HP)
galuez: o h.... h e y r a l s e i

Are you ok or are you roleplaying cause I'm getting concerned

Btw this is my theme: https://youtu.be/8nW-IPrzM1g?si=ZSDEs76G9rmOOBst

Kris: I use it more then just f**king susie! what do you want me to do?! I dont f**king care!!! I MEAN
SERIOUSLY
YOU EXPECT ME TO JUST MAKE EVERYTHING SOOO MUCH BETTER JUST BECAUSE IM SOOO POWERFUL! WHAT AM I? THE 5 YEAR OLD KID MAKES A HERO AND MAKES THEM THE MOST POWERFUL BEING EVER CLICHÉ? NO! BUT ACTUALLY YEESSS
BECAUSE ALL I AM IS JUST A TOOL SO YOU CAN USE ME FOR WHATEVER YOU RETARDED UNEVOLVED APE WITH THE IQ AND BUILD OF A REDDIT MOD WITH 37 MORE CHROMOSO- (starts to strangle Toaa in the most painful and horrific way possible <interpret that as you will>)

Btw this is my THEME SONG: https://youtu.be/8nW-IPrzM1g?si=ZSDEs76G9rmOOBst

Me: it's called teleportation ever heard of it That's how I got in...

ANOTHER POSTPONING 😭😭😭💀💀💀

One thing you got to know about dungeons of dragons buddy scheduling I have to fix the scheduling because it's been a common issue that you guys don't get on there on time so I got to figure out another good schedule

You know alot of let's say... THRUSTING techquies

How to kill kris... Turn his aura into a bomb times the number of his aura or have a spell that makes him take damage the equivalent of how many times he f**ked Susie.... Boom SEE YOU LATER SEX HAVER!

Once he used one of tgose syringes and stuffed itwith bresd smoothie wnd injected himself what th it.
Safe to say his medical bills costed ~75,000$

Oh man It was close to dying and to remove one weirdo of the earth

And he'd cry to correct my russian despite him not even knowing how do eat bread like a normal human NOR a normal bird 💀

Kris: i know right?? And he's always interupt me in the middle of me ranting in russian about how i f**king hate just about everyone apart from susie-

Me: ( sarcastically) yeah I can tell why you like her sooooo much

Button: Jokes on ypu, I DONT EAT BEEF!!!!!!!! waig pizza :0?
(OMONMONMONMONL.LNMOMNMONMOOMNOMNMONOMMONOMNOMNOMOMNOMNOMMNOOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNPMNPMNOMNONMPMNOMNOMNONMONMONMONMON)

Me : ( silently) FATASS!

Button: H-hey! I'm not a fattass... I dont even have an ass!!!! :(
*he has a german accent*

Oh no the guy with moustache language

The knight (dess):
aaw NOT AGAI-
(BAM)

Driving in my car right after a beer hey that bump is shaped like a deer...

Máncil: the one piece? THE ONE PIECE??! OMG
ARE YOU SAYING
THE ONE PIECE IS REAAAALLLLLLLL

react to the otehrs one's >:3

My cultist OC's:
Bouræl: Purple guy if he was italian (and had wings)
Máncil: Blind ninja, speaks like a pirate for no go***mn reason
Button: Very big and fat so has Highest defense but weakest out of the other 3 unless you count food in the mix.

Noicf

Me: I never seen button nor mancil tbh

Button is the one with tentacles
Mancil is the one who just went "I BE KEEPING FOR YE BOOTY"
...that- mean treasure yknow?

Yea